Updated: Nov 14, 2021
Is this the real life?
Is this just T.N.P.?
Caught in a downpour.
No escape from reality.
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see,
I'm just a tramper, I need some sympathy.
Because I've just begun...T.N.P.
Anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, southerly.
Stefan, just killed a 'possum.
Put some 4x2 against its head, skinned it too, now it's dead.
Stefan, dessert had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away.
I see a little silhouette of a hut.
It's got a stove, got a fire, will you do the Fandango.
Stefan and white spirits, very very frightening me!
Peter, Stacey, Stefan, Ian, Mike Magnificoo-o.
But tea's just a Mac cheese and nobody loves me
Tea's just a Mac cheese from a poor recipe,
Spare them their lives from this monstrosity.
- Mike Dennis