The 10 Commandment of Tramping Jesus

Remember these while you are away these holidays
1) Thou shalt not wear matching polypro
2) Thou shalt not convert thy neighbours scroggin
3) Thou shalt eat, drink and be merry
4) Thou shalt dance a jig at all important occasions
5) Thou shalt walk straight through the mud, not pussyfoot around it like a sissy little girl
6) Thou shalt not piss in the river
7) Thou shalt not clean thy teeth nor brush thy hair whilst on a tramp
8) Thou shalt not disrespect snap lock bags
9) Thou shalt not snore
10) Thou shalt not worship false idols (i.e. Canoeing Satan)

For the full story of tramping jesus read you 2004 footprints or have a look at it in the library